Bush declares USA Disaster Area

Washington, DC

In the latest move in his almost finished eight-year push to completely wipe out America,
President Bush held a rare news conference with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and announced that, in his view, "the entire country is fucked up, and I'm now gonna decide that there's a countrywide disaster 'bout ta happen."

Standing side-by-side with Paulson, who appeared to have a stiff back as if Bush was holding him up, Bush declared that "America's got somethin' ta learn. There ain't no smokin' gun here, just a gun. And there's no reason not to pull it. Henry and me'll make sure there's nothing holdin' up the economy. That's been my point. You don't have to have something holding you up when you're on a mission, accomplished."

In a bizarre move, Bush wiped his mouth on Paulson's shoulder, then continued, "if there's a disaster 'bout to happen, me 'n Brownie'll git er done."

After a few of his staff members attempted to take the stage with Bush and Paulson to attempt a bailout of the soon-to-be ex-President, Bush rushed them and shouted "Stand back! I'll lame duck ya'll if you make my disaster unhappen!"

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Hi All,

Some of the best/funniest dialogue about our current condition in the USA:

http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2007/11/lunch-conversations-4223-getting-in-on.html